Mustache Daryl a Question?
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Mustache Daryl a Question?
Call or Text 319-721-2398
Welcome to the 2024
BRAUN INVITATIONAL
Margaritaville, Osage Beach, MO
April 10th - 14th
FAQs
What's All Included?
3 Rounds of 18, Lodging, Breakfast and Dinner, Mediocre Beer in the Coolers, Hodge Podge of Liquor Bottles, Belly Laughs, a Few Games of Poker, Bags, Deep Conversations Around the Fire and Making Memories You're Trying to Remember Year After Year.
Courses We Are Playing This Year
Margaritaville, Bear Creek, Osage National
Do We Play Course Games?
Commonly Yes, Dues are Increased This Year Without Games Included. Be Ready to Make Bets After 4 Beers or More.
What is Not Allowed?
Assholes, Stealing and/or Borrowing Golf Carts from Local Courses, Cheating in Poker...I am Sure We Can Come Up with More. Oh Yeah, Being Weirdos and Going to the "Club" Right at Opening Time HAHAHA. Don't Do That!
Can I Bring a Friend?
Maybe...You'll Need to Be Approved by the One and Only Daryl Braun Invitational New Member Screening Process and Initiation Ceremony on Night One if You are Chosen.
What if I Have a Nut Allergy?
Deez? Pffft You are Screwed.
Do You Still Serve Bud Light?
Being the State Beer of All Things Iowa, It is a Requirement of the Braun Invitational to Continue it's Patronage to the Brand and the Many Hawkeye Tailgating Memories of the Past. Chicks With Dicks Can Never Ruin That.
When is Cut-Off to Reserve Your Spot?
February 15th 2024 is When All Dues are Required to Be Paid to Ensure Lodging is Available. There is No Guarantee of Lodging in Margaritaville with Us if it is After the 15th of February.
What is the Fee?
$490 Per Golfer, 3 Rounds, 4 Nights Lodging, Breakfast, Dinner and Beer Included.
About Us:
The Epic Osage Beach Golf Adventure!
Welcome to the most legendary, tee-riffic, hole-lot-of-fun golf getaway, organized by none other than Daryl Braun! He's not just a nationally recognized American Family Insurance producer with a heart of gold and a swing that's... well, let's call it "unpredictable." He's also the mastermind behind this epic golf trip in Osage Beach, Missouri that's been driving fun for over 30 years. 🏌️♂️
Our gang mainly hails from the delightful states of Iowa and Minnesota.
We're a hearty bunch that embraces the cold but knows how to heat things up when we're together. Although, on special occasions, we've been known to host a rogue golfer from overseas, lured in by our tales of hilarity and sunburns. But whether you're from the Land of 10,000 Lakes or from a quaint town in England, you're always welcomed with open arms and maybe a prank or two.
Fun is par for the course!
Our golf balls? They've taken more vacations than any of us, disappearing into the wild woods and shimmering water hazards. We're convinced there's a secret society of lost balls planning their escape every year. We just hope they're sending postcards!
And oh, the drinks! By evening, our coolers are lighter, our jokes are... "better," and our storytelling reaches epic proportions. Our vocal renditions of "Margaritaville" become heartier by the hour, aptly honoring our resort's namesake.
Speaking of which, our venue! The Margaritaville Resort in Osage Beach is where the magic unfolds. And it's not just because of their killer piña coladas. Daryl, being the legend that he is, owns a few vacation homes here. Luxurious, comfortable, and occasionally filled with the sound of laughter and good-natured banter.
By night, we transition to poker pros. With poker faces that range from "I've totally got this" to "How does this game work again?", we indulge in some world-class Texas Hold'em. World-class entertainment at least, even if our skills are... questionable.
Join the Legacy!
30 years of chuckles, mulligans, and memories. With Daryl at the helm, it's always been a trip to remember. So, grab your clubs, a sense of humor, and probably a GPS for those rogue golf balls. We can't wait to make more memories with you!
Disclaimer: No golf balls were harmed in the making of this trip. However, they might have been laughed at... a lot.
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Looking Forward to Another Great Year of Golfin' With the Fellas! Please Make Sure to Pay Your Dues By February 15th to Ensure You Have Lodging with us in Margaritaville
